Comments:
i liked it in a way, bit to racy for my liking, and now a short piece of poety, Bye. 1.Bedrock Vanity, said my teacher, vanity, I never really understood. I suppose this is it then, I'll just sit here a while, In this cahir, bred from oak? Can't be long now? Hohum. It's more tedious than I imagined, Not quite the spasm, Orgasm, That I imagined, A dripping mortality, Thud, Not painful as such, Just? Thud. I mean there's worse, Isnt there? Like our Jack, Stabbed in the supermarket, Bled in the freezer, Dead on arrival; Not a good way to go, Oh no. We don't shop there anymore, (not after our Jack). Deflatory. Farting out the last days, (Fthudfthudfthudda) Oh, but gracefully, Like a swan, Dying of terminal flatulence. Breath hisses, Inspired Insipid Extirpated here at my normal extreme Expiring. Through my bottom. Deflated, degraded, defiled Now deceased, Still Can't complain Did well in comparison, Did good for the cause, And I can use chopsticks, So it wasnt a waste of time (Not like our Jack) I can see it now Stone slab, Name emblazoned, Making my mark in death, What they will say about me? What will they say about me? "Here lies one whose name was writ On paper In file and invoice, the odd tax return A spidery hand (a sign of intelligence!) More lazy curls as age did its thing; On snow Joined up, slashed in whith his water." I can see it now I mean, I did began to lose track, When Adam begat Ken and Julie Begat George and Francis begat Zowie and Boutros Boutros, who died in fancy, And George begat by Louisa, who later begat Sid and Sabrina begat Jack (Poor Jack) And then there were more, All crowded around the mater'd Pleading milk and honey. I dont send christmas cards anymore I did it well, I think, I got thus far, Now farther, Still with a fool bag of marbles, To speak in ideom. In control of my Faculties Just not in control Same as the next man. Kumquats. Free of illusion, I sailed my seas, And never once went overboard; And ploughed all My furrows And scattered My seeds I think I did well. Our Father? Our Lord? Nathan Gopichandran june 99

06/09/99 09:24:17

Name: ICQ Gal	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook

Rob - 06/08/99 13:54:07
My Email:Roodienc@aol.com
Favorite Footwear: skin
Favorite Sex Toy: my wifey
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: to have 2 women at once
Favorite Ice-cream: strawberry cheesecake
Song that best defines you: Molly Hatchet's flirtin with disaster

Comments:
great site Emma...keep it up...thinking of making one too

emma - 06/02/99 20:21:49
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/5630/
My Email:emmatchi@licensedtokill.com
Favorite Footwear: clogs
Favorite Sex Toy: my boyfriend
Favorite Ice-cream: chocolate
Song that best defines you: i am the mob [catatonia]

Comments:
emma emma, *i* am emma.

emma - 06/02/99 20:19:55
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/5630/
My Email:emmatchi@licensedtokill.com
Favorite Footwear: clogs
Favorite Sex Toy: my boyfriend
Favorite Ice-cream: chocolate or orange sherbet from baskin robbins
Song that best defines you: i am the mob

Comments:
emma, emma, there is only one true emma and i am she.

Vladimir Strukelj - 03/23/99 19:47:08
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Gallery/9334
My Email:unholyworship@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Get a grip and Dr. martens
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: no dreams.....only sex
Favorite Ice-cream: magnum
Song that best defines you: wake up the sleeping giant(Twisted sister)

Comments:
mail me

Jack Me off - 03/17/99 17:25:02
My URL:http://www.blowmyload.cum
My Email:www.69@cumlots
Favorite Footwear: shoes
Favorite Sex Toy: you of course
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: you
Favorite Ice-cream: starwberrys and cream
Song that best defines you: Thriller

Comments:
Nice page keep up the good work!!

Jack Me off - 03/17/99 17:23:19
My URL:http://www.blowmyload.cum

Comments:


Maddog - 03/16/99 14:06:12
My URL:http://www.fn.net/~maddog
My Email:maddog@unforgettable.com
Favorite Footwear: Spike heels
Favorite Sex Toy: You
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: You
Favorite Ice-cream: Rocky Road
Song that best defines you: In your wildest dream

Comments:
Lovely site. You have done very good work. Come see me sometime.

Ty Ty - 02/11/99 15:09:31
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/md/tyler/
My Email:tfolmer@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: socks
Favorite Sex Toy: Emma
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: mm catherine zeta-jones... heh
Favorite Ice-cream: french vanilla?
Song that best defines you: still not a playa by big punisher.. perhaps

Comments:
Hi Emma! nice page!! =) thug out. Tyler

Reverend Lord John - 02/01/99 13:01:35
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Crete/6719
My Email:revlordjohn@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Peoples Backs
Favorite Sex Toy: Women
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: my reaching Godhood
Favorite Ice-cream: Cherry Garcia
Song that best defines you: Led Zepplin, "No Quarter"

Comments:
nice page, Nice Breasts ...

Foxbert - 01/20/99 14:39:23
My URL:http://www.hollowman.org
My Email:root@hollowman.org
Favorite Footwear: things I put on my feet
Favorite Sex Toy: unix
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: a mixture of Sophie and Lyndsey ... don't ask...
Favorite Ice-cream: vanilla
Song that best defines you: The Hollow Man by Marillion or Heart of Lothian by Marillion

Comments:


jokker - 01/20/99 14:28:10
My Email:druilyn@uswest.net
Favorite Footwear: UmMMmm... Vans! Could there be anything else?
Favorite Sex Toy: My UNIX Box
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Human Female version of UNIX
Favorite Ice-cream: UNIX flavored!
Song that best defines you: Nothing by Pennywise

Comments:
Im a UNIX worshiping HIPPIE DEADHEAD punk! If that doesnt say it all, FUCK YOU SOCIETY! Far out web page Emma! See yas on #XF Fuck everyone else, you suck, earth killing yuppies...

Dave - 01/16/99 01:32:04
My Email:montech@zdnetmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Nike/Tom Machan
Favorite Sex Toy: Very big dildo
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: you babe
Favorite Ice-cream: just the hersheys please!
Song that best defines you: Dreamweaver

Comments:
Just surfed in from a freind here on the strip! Youre pics are not bad! Write soon so we can discuss you!

Josh "Silly-Boy" Goodman - 11/19/98 15:05:46
My URL:http://www.bigfoot.com/~sillyboy
My Email:sillyboy@bigfoot.com
Favorite Footwear: old skool converse chucks
Favorite Sex Toy: a woman
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: sex, any kind, just SOON!
Favorite Ice-cream: phish food
Song that best defines you: Dim, by Dada

Comments:
I am the sillyboy I am the sillyboy I am the chicken BGAWK!

leanne - 11/12/98 19:32:01
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/8374/
My Email:iggymipotamus@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: all star cons or my cork heels
Favorite Sex Toy: my sista's dildo
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: a man and a woman combined?!?! no wayy....but i like a bit of both...go figure
Favorite Ice-cream: hrmmmm, i dunno...go baskin and robins and try and choose a fav out of 31
Song that best defines you: it used to be rainy day woman #12 &35. but i would have to say that completely and honestly brick by ben folds five is very true and can describe me

Comments:
eww kyuss i jsut squished a bug on my face by accident and yes chicky i know i signed your page already but i got bored \:

El Gato Rojo - 10/14/98 10:31:42
My URL:http://acs.tamu.edu/~bpc4770
My Email:dancing@tamu.edu
Favorite Footwear: Whatever is confortable
Favorite Sex Toy: Women that please
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Hopeless dream
Favorite Ice-cream: Homemade Vanilla
Song that best defines you: Movin right along (by Kermit the frog)

Comments:
Nice WWW site. Just cruisin along looking for my best friends page. Where ever it actually is (Sergio Courtney)! I think you are an attractive female BTW. Good luck :)

10/08/98 23:05:42

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.

dan rees - 09/23/98 08:18:39
My Email:reesy86@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: sneakers
Favorite Sex Toy: hand (he he he)
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: HUGE 4wd (Ford Bronco)
Favorite Ice-cream: picnic(yes there is such a thing)
Song that best defines you: Tambourine Man (bob dylan)

Comments:
Its that stupid sydneysider again, Great Website, Im now going to write to your e-mail see ya ;) this means wink!!

dan rees - 09/23/98 08:18:17
My Email:reesy86@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: sneakers
Favorite Sex Toy: hand
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: HUGE 4wd (Ford Bronco)
Favorite Ice-cream: picnic(yes there is such a thing)
Song that best defines you: Tambourine Man (bob dylan)

Comments:
Its that stupid sydneysider again, Great Website, Im now going to write to your e-mail see ya ;) this means wink!!

Jeremy - 09/23/98 01:17:32
My Email:jezz83@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: nike air-max
Favorite Sex Toy: a woman/women
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: walking on the neighbours set and the women would let me do anything.
Favorite Ice-cream: hokey pokey
Song that best defines you: prisoner of society

Comments:
This web page is pretty shit, you better fix it up.

Elmo - 09/21/98 03:03:07
My URL:http://www.cuervocon.org
My Email:elmo@tacd.com
Favorite Footwear: Umm...?
Favorite Sex Toy: Woh.
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: The kind with legs.
Favorite Ice-cream: Praline Pecan
Song that best defines you: Invisible

Comments:
I was forced to do this. I'm being held against my will. Please send help.

oatmeal/MadVinnie - 09/21/98 02:58:41
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/az/somedamnpage
My Email:rudeboylint@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: nothing at all
Favorite Sex Toy: women and jello and 6 spare hours
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: a zen Drew Barrymore with an interesting personality
Favorite Ice-cream: prailines and dick
Song that best defines you: anything by Strung Out

Comments:
dun rully know you, but what the hell I'm in #music all the time so I see you around.

jadrian a.k.a ironcow - 09/21/98 02:37:22
My URL:http://www.thepentagon.com/ironcow
My Email:rrochon@mnsi.net
Favorite Footwear: bed sheets
Favorite Sex Toy: tongues
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: nayrb
Favorite Ice-cream: rock road
Song that best defines you: anything by guns n roses

Comments:
cool page and umm... nice questions :) you my pr0m0, so like ummm wanna dollar ? :)

leanne (aka angelkill, angelmuff....anything angelic) - 09/20/98 13:45:26
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/8374/
My Email:iggymipotamus@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: my green all-star cons
Favorite Sex Toy: umm...do i really have to answer this?
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: ultimate man: to love me, who cares for me being me, who *preferably* drives, is older than me...and generally just great (:
Favorite Ice-cream: a toss up between cookie 'n' cream and caramello
Song that best defines you: ummm, the song that bests defines my life right now, its by bob dylan, called something along the lines of "rainy day woman #12 & 35" and sounds something like "well, i would not feel so all alone, if everybody'd just g t stoned"

Comments:
well kyuss i'm signing your page so shutup goddammmit!!! ((: well i love this guest book, its wicked...heheheh time to go find me a guest book!!!

Emma - 09/20/98 12:36:31
My URL:http://This one damn it
My Email:trewavis@eisa.net.au
Favorite Footwear: none
Favorite Sex Toy: hrmm.. vegtables or something..
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: something with many mouths
Favorite Ice-cream: Cookies and cream
Song that best defines you: loser - beck

Comments:
DAMN IT! Your homepage is kewl.. you are kewl! NOT

Foxbert - 09/20/98 12:31:03
My URL:http://www.student.rug.ac.be/~roeland/
My Email:roeland@zeus.rug.ac.be
Favorite Footwear: shoes
Favorite Sex Toy: Emma
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Emma
Favorite Ice-cream: vanilla
Song that best defines you: The Hollow Man - Marillion

Comments:
Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma *worship* you are truely the Complete Package (tm) love , huggles , smoochies (and rubs) Fox

Limmmmm - 09/20/98 12:23:30
My URL:http://www.freesex.com
My Email:limiter@ticon.net
Favorite Footwear: Those paper shoes they give you in mental institutions
Favorite Sex Toy: You. :)
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Same answer
Favorite Ice-cream: Cookie Dough
Song that best defines you: "Insight" - Dead Kennedys

Comments:
Reading Lovecraft and listening to reggae.. Something's wrong with me.