The Shaggin' Shanty of the "Something Witty"

Across the seas we sail

Before us virgins pale

Their legs we'll spread

As we to bed

To that we'll skull our ale

Together we're away

And everyone we'll lay

Hear that chimin'

Break that hymen

Another pirate's day

Bella Donna's Queen

Best we've ever seen

She's done us all

We've had a ball

For more we're rather keen.

'Land Ahoy' we hear

There's more virgins near

They be sheep

But they're asleep

And nothing more they'll fear

The wind & stars above

We're in the mood for love

Bugger that

Grab the cat

And in & out we'll shove

Australia here we come

With a piratical bottle of rum

We'll conquer there

Without a care

And Cook we'll give the thumb

Many things we'll patent

Ripoffs are quite blatant

We broke the plot

Quite a lot

And Eccles' mind is latent

Jo