I'm bored

I'm stuck in the office and no one else is here. I'm bored. Can't leave, I've got to finish burning these cds. Ooo, a digital camera.
colin's desk As we peer through the thick undergrowth we can see the typical nesting place of a Colinus Jacobi. Looking closely, you can see the bright and shiny things they indiscriminatly use to decorate their nests, such as pictures of their god, Demis and St Dilbert. The Colinus Jacobi is known to prefer small niches such as these for its nesting site.
my desk Eeriely, I'm not in my chair. No one else is here. Bored bored bored. Look at whiteboard. Covered in work. Yuck. Its 8pm. Go through stuff on desk. Find small crushed lizard. Oh well. Maybe I can cause it to fossilise under the sheer pressure of stuff.
escape! "The prisoners seem to have escaped through the ceiling tiles, which we removed and discarded into the roof. Police recommend that the public keep a look out for bored and dusty people...."