Do Not Verb the Baby

Do not boil the baby
Do not verb the baby
Do not "go long!" with the baby
Do not "take this baby to Cuba" the baby
Do not /dev/null the baby
Do not /kick the baby
Do not Schroedinger the baby
Do not brink the baby
Do not noforn the baby
Do not confuse the baby
Do not redden the baby
Do not enlarge the baby
Do not accelerate the baby
Do not accessorise the baby
Do not add organs to the baby
Do not aggregate the baby
Do not alibi the baby
Do not amortise the baby
Do not amplify the baby
Do not anger the baby
Do not antagonise the baby
Do not apply the Gordian solution to the baby
Do not aspirate the baby
Do not attempt to patch the kernel of the baby
Do not attempt to refuel the baby
Do not attempt to repair the baby
Do not auction the baby
Do not baby the baby
Do not bake the baby
Do not bankrupt the baby
Do not barter the baby
Do not bend, fold, spindle or mutilate the baby
Do not bifurcate the baby
Do not bivouac the baby
Do not blacklist the baby
Do not bleach the baby
Do not blend the baby
Do not brand the baby
Do not cage the baby
Do not camouflage the baby
Do not caption the baby
Do not casserole the baby
Do not cast magic missile at the baby
Do not cauterize the baby
Do not check in, without a suitable comment, the baby
Do not check out the baby
Do not chock the baby
Do not cleave the baby
Do not coagulate the baby
Do not colonize the baby
Do not compile the baby
Do not conduct experiment on the baby
Do not congeal the baby
Do not consider this more interesting than the baby
Do not corset the baby
Do not counterfeit the baby
Do not counterstrike the baby
Do not courier the baby
Do not crash test dummy the baby
Do not critique the baby
Do not cross the baby
Do not crush the baby
Do not cryogenically freeze the baby
Do not crystalise the baby
Do not CT scan the baby
Do not debug the baby
Do not decline the baby
Do not decode the baby
Do not decompile the baby
Do not deconstruct the baby
Do not defenestrate the baby
Do not defenstrate the baby
Do not deify the baby
Do not demagnetise the baby
Do not denature the baby
Do not deploy the baby
Do not depreciate the baby
Do not dereference the baby
Do not destabilise the baby
Do not destructively distill the baby
Do not devolve the baby
Do not differentiate the baby
Do not digitise the baby
Do not dimensionally destablise the baby
Do not directly connect the mains to the baby
Do not disassemble the baby
Do not discombobulate the baby
Do not disembowel the baby
Do not disobey the baby
Do not disrespect the baby
Do not distract the baby
Do not donut the baby
Do not double negative the baby
Do not drain the baby
Do not dramatize the baby
Do not dryclean the baby
Do not eat the baby
Do not editorialise about the baby
Do not electrify the baby
Do not embalm the baby
Do not embellish the baby
Do not embiggen the baby
Do not embiggin the baby
Do not embroider the baby
Do not encrypt the baby
Do not engage in PvP with the baby
Do not enlist the baby
Do not entrust King Herod with the baby
Do not exchange [for a puppy] the baby
Do not exemplify the baby
Do not exfoliate the baby
Do not exsanguinate the baby
Do not extinguish the baby
Do not extrapolate the baby
Do not facebook the baby
Do not fail to genuflect before the baby
Do not feed megafauna to the baby
Do not fictionalise the baby
Do not filet the baby
Do not filter the baby
Do not fire lemons at the baby
Do not flay the baby
Do not flip the baby
Do not fnord the baby
Do not forge the baby
Do not forget the baby
Do not forget the root password for the baby
Do not fork the baby
Do not fortify the baby
Do not fossilise the baby
Do not fossilize the baby
Do not fractalise the baby
Do not franchise the baby
Do not freelance the baby
Do not freeze the baby
Do not fungify the baby
Do not fuse the baby
Do not garnish the baby
Do not get on the wrong bus with the baby
Do not ghola the baby
Do not giftwrap the baby
Do not give a free copy of WoW to the baby
Do not give free, worthless advice to the parents of the baby
Do not glacé the baby
Do not glaciate the baby
Do not glass the baby
Do not glaze the baby
Do not grind the baby
Do not gyrate the baby
Do not harmonize the baby
Do not hash the baby
Do not haw the baby
Do not hem the baby
Do not hollow out the baby
Do not hybridise the baby
Do not hyphenate the baby
Do not ice the baby
Do not ignite the baby
Do not indemnify the baby
Do not install a heat-seeking missile inside the baby
Do not install a skylight in the baby
Do not install cyberware in the baby
Do not install Interwoven on the baby
Do not install vista on the baby
Do not integrate the baby
Do not inter the baby
Do not invert the baby
Do not iron the baby
Do not irradiate the baby
Do not juice the baby
Do not Julian the baby
Do not julienne the baby
Do not kick the baby
Do not knot the baby
Do not lacquer the baby
Do not laminate the baby
Do not launch the baby
Do not layby the baby
Do not let people posting here babysit the baby
Do not lie about cake to the baby
Do not liquidate the baby
Do not liquify the baby
Do not lobotomize the baby
Do not lol the baby
Do not look for user-servicable parts in the baby
Do not loot the baby
Do not lose the baby
Do not lose the user's manual for the baby
Do not mail the baby
Do not make clones of the baby
Do not make glue from the baby
Do not make pie out of the baby
Do not make sacrifices to the baby
Do not modern art the baby
Do not mummify the baby
Do not negate the weak nuclear force inside the baby
Do not normalize the baby
Do not not double negative the baby
Do not note the baby
Do not open the baby
Do not opensource the baby
Do not origami the baby
Do not outsource the baby
Do not overclock the baby
Do not overflow the baby
Do not overinflate the baby
Do not overlock the baby
Do not overstimulate the baby
Do not overwork the baby
Do not palindromise the baby
Do not pave the baby
Do not peel the baby
Do not percolate the baby
Do not physical challenge the baby
Do not pierce the baby
Do not pin the tail on the baby
Do not pipe the baby
Do not plasticise the baby
Do not play tennis with the baby
Do not polish the baby
Do not polymorph the baby
Do not pressgang the baby
Do not pretentiously pose the baby
Do not prod the baby
Do not propogate the baby
Do not publish the baby
Do not punk out the baby
Do not quantum entangle the baby
Do not question the baby
Do not recalibrate the baby
Do not reconfigure the baby
Do not recurse the baby
Do not recycle the baby
Do not reduce the baby
Do not refinance the baby
Do not refresh the baby
Do not reinvent the baby
Do not reiterate the baby
Do not remaster the baby
Do not remove organs from the baby
Do not render the baby
Do not retrofit the baby
Do not reverse-engineer the baby
Do not rob a bank, escaping in a daring double bluff and flee to south america for 10 years for before returning to your home town and writing a book about the whole adventure which was ghostwritten by the baby
Do not run away to the circus with the baby
Do not sanctify the baby
Do not sell the baby
Do not shellac the baby
Do not shotgun the baby
Do not shotput the baby
Do not shred the baby
Do not sicken the baby
Do not sing show tunes to the baby
Do not singularitise the baby
Do not sink the baby
Do not skin the baby
Do not slice and dice the baby
Do not smother the baby
Do not snooker the baby
Do not spaghettify the baby
Do not spam the baby
Do not spend all your productive time thinking of amusing your friends with jokes about the baby
Do not spill coffee on the baby
Do not splice the baby
Do not spotweld the baby
Do not stamp the baby
Do not standardize the baby
Do not stir-fry the baby
Do not stress test the baby
Do not stringify the baby
Do not stripmine the baby
Do not sugar-coat the baby
Do not summon demons with the baby
Do not superannuate the baby
Do not superposition the baby
Do not switch the baby
Do not symlink the baby
Do not tag and release the baby
Do not take the bucket from the baby
Do not tank the baby
Do not tattoo the baby
Do not taunt sharks with the baby
Do not taunt the happy fun the baby
Do not tension the baby
Do not test the absorbency of the baby
Do not testify the baby
Do not throw out with the bathwater the baby
Do not timesheet the baby
Do not trade the baby
Do not transcribe the baby
Do not transmogrify the baby
Do not trebuchet the baby
Do not trepanating the baby
Do not triangulate the baby
Do not TS Elliot the baby
Do not underestimate the power of the baby
Do not undo the baby
Do not unleash the baby
Do not unmake the baby
Do not upgrade the baby
Do not velcro the baby
Do not void the service warranty on the baby
Do not wassail the baby
Do not weather the baby
Do not will it blend? the baby
Do not zombify the baby
Do not [verb] the baby